And your parents. Muggles, aren’t they?
Yes, Draco’s told me all about you. Yes, he doesn’t shut up about you, Miss Granger. It’s a bit of a problem, actually. If I had a sickle for every time I’ve heard about this or that test you’ve beaten Draco on… It’s almost as though he just won’t let it go, like he’s unilaterally obsessed with you or something. Miss Granger. What have you done to my son?
Right? And like, Lucius’ little simper, too, that DAD look like ‘MY SON TOTALLY HAS A CRAZY BONER FOR YOU SO I’M GOING TO PRETEND I DON’T FIND IT SUPER AMUSING’
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
Reblogging again cause I can
when u hear ur name in a conversation
Marilyn Monroe and Tom Ewell in ‘The Seven Year Itch’, 1954.
TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2
OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.
SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.
Tal Peleg - Passionate makeup artist, designer, & blogger.
She’s a bomb!
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo